Teufel's Tomb Is Dead

I don't know how long ago this started happening, but whenever I go to Teufel's Tomb, I'm greeted with this:

The DreamHost customer who owns teufelstomb.com has not yet uploaded their website or has chosen to leave this holding page active.

Normally, I would be shocked by this turn of events, but I'm not. Even when the website was still up, it was dead in spirit. Teufel and staff posted only twenty reviews in the past year. I post more than that in a month. Not only that, but the last update on the Teufel's Tomb Facebook page was back on October 26, 2012. Teufel's Tomb is a decrepit relic of a foregone time. It has fallen into irrelevance. By the time the site disappeared, they had become almost as irrelevant as anus.com. It's a shame it had to be this way, because Teufel's Tomb had some really great and funny reviews. I loved his clever and sardonic writing style. I loved his creative similes and metaphors. Unfortunately, due to Teufel's laziness and ineptitude, that's all gone now.

Teufel, you've rocked for a long, long time, but now it's time for you to pass the torch. You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you! It's time to give your cape and scepter to me!